did you get engaged???
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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