I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Can I color on your dick again?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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