I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Randomize
