Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I want you more than these girls want KFC
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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