Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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