We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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