ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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