did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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