Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
