She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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