For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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