I need help removing her.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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