I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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