then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
We have so much sex to catch up on
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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