I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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