You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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