What a fucking waste of an outfit
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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