I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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