are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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