goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
i out mim tonsoeep
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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