Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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