Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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