STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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