i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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