There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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