Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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