And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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