If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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