i will never coherently bang her
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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