But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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