great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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