They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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