WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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