i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
and she was petting her beer can
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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