just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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