something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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