yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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