i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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