eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
bring money and cleavage
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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