By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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