We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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