I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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