I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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