So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I am available for nakedness
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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