wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Do vagina's smell?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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