I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
