therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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