I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
