Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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