Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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