What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Randomize
