I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize
